June 2012
5 tags
8 tags
loveroflove:
ragingbomer:
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am...
miss-magnolia:
lbei-fongs:
the area covered in purple are states in triple digit fahrenheit temperatures
Lucky for me I live in that little sliver of orange in the South. It’s called THA MOUNTAINS biatch!
The day I met vodka
whatshouldbifflescallme:
airred:
bottombitchstrider:
auhren:
...
I remember when BARBIE was the only girl made of...
now we are overpopulated by them.
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
Watchloki-though:
hiddles-boner:
jensensbluesteel:
soldiergaga:
othersara:
gennargh:
flatterygetsyounowhere:
welcome to Britain this is what we watch
This is genuinely the only thing that’s managed to make me laugh all week.
laughing
DON”T WATCH THIS WHILE DRINKING STUFF I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY ALMOND MILK
I think I broke something laughing at this—brb screaming—
haave-you-met-ted:
since joining tumblr i’ve become at least 74% more sassy
Watchthechildrensplace:
a classic
Watchradical-illusion:
plung3:
le-steph:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
This made me fucking cry, not because it’s sad either, but because of how happy she is. You really think that little girl doesn’t know she’s different? She does, and she knows that her life isn’t going to last as long as it should. But I bet you all the money I have that she doesn’t let that get her down. The next time one of...
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
