When frats get accused of not being diverse
adventuresinfratland: They’re like:
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
When my roommate didn't come home until the next...
Going to student health
When I go shot for shot at a social with a bunch...
When one of my sisters asks if I want to go to a...
When I get a bad grade on a test
My thoughts during recruitment (on both sides)
drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
WHEN I HEAR A GIRL SAY SOMETHING IN A BABY VOICE
How I feel when I take my pants off before bed.
All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that...– President John F. Kennedy, 35th president of United States (1917 - 1963)
Do you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background?...– (via forgettheoutsideimage)
Many people still confuse ‘attachment’ with ‘love’. Attachments are about fear...– Yasmin Mogahed (via laurenrjohnson)
When one of my sisters was photographed walk of...
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
When I think about my future little
adventuresinfratland: but really, this bitch has no idea what she’s in for