hahry: two goals this year lose weight make out w/ someone
helivesunderawaterfall: sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together #and the people who wake up late and still decide to eat breakfast foods around 11am are the ones that are the most unstable
c-ollarbon-e: Imagine how many secrets are held in all of the old disposable cameras that were never developed.
aboutexhaleprivilege: gothicwoadie: dietchola: those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones Someone making a white girls joke: Someone making a black girls joke:
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
doodoomar: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
When I see the guy that fucked one of my girl...
payto: lyndsimac: pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples. everyone fucking reblog this ...
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
deanisanactualprincess: kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
icicleman: thatpunnyguy: what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE GET OUT
infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests. This isn’t sustainable.
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
galaxys4: hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are